An Ore­gon restau­rant is cel­e­brat­ing Valentin’s Day by offer­ing lovers the chance to have “Salami­grams” deliv­ered to their sweet­hearts.  Olympic Pro­vi­sions in Port­land said cus­tomers can pay $75 for a three-stem salami bou­quet or $100 for a six-stem bou­quet.  The gifts will be deliv­ered between tomor­row and next Tues­day, Valentine’s Day, by the lead singer of a local band called the Tum­blers.  The singer will ser­e­nade recip­i­ents with his song, “Love Is Where The Meat Is.” Olympic Pro­vi­sions said those who want to deliver their salami bou­quets per­son­ally can order them online and pick them up at the store.

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